Cool bro

I know I complain a lot about my job. Even when I don't have a valid reason to be complaining about it. But I think it's fun. I mean, what else am I going to do? Work? Bitch please. But even though I complain, there are some really great things about my job. For instance, having friends at work. I know I am here to work and experience Australia, blah blah blah. But I don't care for my job or the program I went through. So when I go to work and I have friends, it makes things so much easier. I actually really like the people I work with. From the other employees to the managers. They make coming to work a much better experience. Except like 2 people I don't like. They can pretty much fuck off. 

My customers also make coming to work much better. Not all of them. I mean come on. Most people are dicks anyway. But the regulars are what I'm talking about. And they just love me so much. Which I love. I mean why wouldn't they love me though? Am I right? Anyway, yesterday one of the regulars made my night. He brought me a bottle of vodka. But not anyway vodka. He brought me a bottle of Grey Goose. I was too geeked. Now I just love alcohol in general, but expensive vodka makes me feel so damn fancy. Then there was another customer who wants to bring me a really nice bottle of champagne. I don't even like champagne, but I will take it! Cause I don't turn down the free alcohol. LOL. It was a great start to a pretty awesome night. I got to party with some pretty great people. 

So I've been out drinking many many times in my life. And I have never been kicked out of a place. Well no times that I can remember. LOL. Until last night that is. I mean not saying that I'm proud about it or anything. I just feel like I was in the crossfire right. Being a good wing man. I didn't tell the guy to get so handsy. I know I'm sexy, but damn. Simmer down. So yes. I got kicked out of the club for being too inappropriate. I'll just go ahead and add that to my resume real quick. Under the list of skills. Obviously. I never thought I would see the day that that would happen. But there is a first time for everything I suppose. 

Although, the bouncers here are actually pretty nice. I have yet to meet a mean one. They are very protective of the ladies. Which comes in handy SOOOO much. And for some reason, I swear they all look like the same person. Which I think is fucking hilarious. But seriously, they all look like the same person. Everywhere I go. Same dude. Except for like 2. And I'm pretty sure they think I'm super adorable. I don't know if it's the american accent or what. But it's working for me. I am going to milk that shit until I leave. I even throw in some heavy Wisconsin accent in there. LOL. 

Here some photos

But first. Let me take a selfie. I don't even know what the hell this thing is.

When I went to the zoo, they did have these kinds of Kangaroos. Not how I pictured seeing my first Aussie Kangaroos, but I had to settle for it.

And here is the Opera house at night. Cool story bro.