Pleasure P, Smegma, and dick sweaters.

This is a very special blog. So close and dear to my very heart. I hope you enjoy it.

This is the following dialogue between three really good friends, one faithful Monday evening. We began by recapping the Ginuwine concert we recently attended. Which Pleasure P from Pretty Ricky was a guest performer at. And he does not look good at all. So I googled his pictures. And in my shocked state, here is how the rest of this conversation went.

Sherelle: See. I told you he really let himself go. He used to be the fine one.

Me: But. But. I just don't understand why. I mean. It's like two different people.

Sherelle: Bitch yes.

We continue to social media in silence.

Maaike: Show her Smegma.

Sherelle: Who dat?

At this point. Maaike and I are dying laughing.

Sherelle: I'm so serious. Who is that?

Maaike: (still laughing) It's dick cheese.

Sherelle: What?

Me: Smegma is the medical term for dick cheese. (laughing so hard that I'm crying at this point.)

So I google imaged Smegma and showed her. For the sanity of everyone, I will not be posting a picture of it. But plese feel free to google image it. LOL

Sherelle: EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW. That is so gross. What is it? Why is it there?

Me: It's a lubrication for an uncircumcised penis.

Sherelle: Um. That is even more disgusting. I think a guy should tell a girl that he got that.

Me: It's so their penis wont chafe.

Sherelle: What the hell is chafe:

Me: When the skin rubs together. It gets red and irritated. And that's called chafing. LOL

Sherelle: But why do they have Smegma? I like still don't understand. LOL

Me: Ok. So an uncircumcised penis is like a penis with a sweater.

Silence. Laughter.

Sherelle: Why does his penis have a sweater?

Me: It's not a real sweater. The extra skin acts like a sweater. And Smegma is like vasoline.

Sherelle: Wait. Where the fuck did the vasoline come from? Why he got on vasoline? He need to tell someone about that.

Silence. Laughter.

Me: No. He doesn't actually have on vasoline. It's like he has vasoline on. So he doesn't get a chafed penis. LOL. Cause the extra skin is a turtleneck sweater.

Sherelle: I'm done. LOL. I'm going to bed.

The types of conversations one has late at night has so much potential for blogging. LOL. Best convo I had since I've been here. And if you haven't yet realized. I am now a Smegma expert.

Elevator photos. Because apparently being basic is in right now. But we can't seem to be good at it. Oh well.

I was trying to find Ariel. But she is playing too much and wont come say hi.

Us trying to be artsy. But really doing nothing. How does one even be artsy?