No new bitches

We have new flatmates! Our landlord wasted no time in finding new people. He need a fucking geography class though. He don't know where nobody is from. He apparently thinks that everyone is from fucking England. Like if you don't get your uncultured ass out of here. With his punk ass. Anyway, so we had no time to basque in the glory of having the entire apartment to ourselves. The old bitches just left. Like a few hours ago. And the new bitches moved in literally an hour after the last flatmate left. And we weren't even here when this happened. Granted, I wanted to wait until the last Flatmate left when we weren't there. Cause then I could come back and throw all her food and shit away and get a chance to clean out the fridge before the new girls came. Luckily I had  30 min. They weren't home when we came back from eating and grocery shopping.

So the new girls are indeed not from the UK. They are from Scotland. One seems pretty nice, but this other bitch. I feel like I'm not going to like her. Because I already don't. It's funny because they are like we were when we first met the old girls. Maaike was pretty standoff-ish and I was very friendly. But then everyone finally realized I'm a hard ass bitch that knows what she wants. It's just hidden. Ok it's not at all hidden. My bitch face apparently says it all. But I can't help that. Anyway, so the other new girl also has a pretty bad bitch face. I'm pretty sure it is worse than mine. It also doesn't help that they are not that cute. However, her little attitude reminds me of the attitude that I be having sometimes. And that is why I don't care for her.

She also seem really bossy. Another very obvious attribute that I have. Like this is your first day here. Don't come up in here trying to change shit. Go sit down and let me show you the ropes. I am going to give them a chance. Because I think it would be cool for us to have cool flat parties and shit. Poppin bottles of cheap vodka. LOL. Or even going out together and having dinner and shit. Some good ole bonding time. Because at the end of the day, bitches gone need a place to stay when they come to Scotland. LOL. I don't know. I hope they are cleaner than the last girls were. Basically anyone would be cleaner than the last girls were though, to be honest. Cause them hoes was just nasty. Cool, but nasty. So we will see how they are. Keeping my fingers crossed that they are not huge bitches.

Here some photos

That one time Maaike and I tried to walk from Coogie beach to Bondi and didn't make it. LOL

Yeah. It's just a tree. But I took the picture because Maaike was taking pictures of trees and shit and I wanted to be artsy too. 

Us clearly being too Vogue for the camera. LOL.