Have a drink on me. Literally

I don't know what the fuck was wrong with me today. I don't know if it was because I woke up not feeling so great. Or the fact that I didn't break any glasses at work. Or even the fact that I met another coworker who was on vacation and he got me all hot and bothered. But I was just really off my game tonight. So much, that I only worked 3.5 hours. Which is literally going to kill me. I have to make up those hours this week. No joke.

So work started off normal. Then I met my coworker. Who is not that attractive, but he does have muscles and tattoos. And he was super nice. The best part is, he doesn't talk to me like I'm an idiot. So naturally, there is a win win. Now going in toward the evening, I can see that he is the most popular bartender there. So now we have to be friendly rivals. Did I mention he was single???

But anyway, so these three gentlemen come in and I am waiting on them via table service. They ordered a few rounds of drinks. Everything was fine. The last round they order, which was the same as the others, I completely fucked up. I go to set the drinks down on the table and most of them did not make it. I spilled 2 entire pint glasses of beer all over myself. And some even splashed on two of the men. I was so pissed at myself. I haven't doe anything like that in a long ass time. Yeah I break glasses at work every day, but they are empty. And away from the guest.

Now I feel absolutely horrible about this whole situation. Not because I am drenched from the belly down, but because two of them got wet. Now one gentleman, what a dick btw, tried to make me feel even worse. I understand that he was upset that some beer got on his pants. I get it. But I already felt bad and was trying to clean everything up while apologizing profusely. Don't worry if I'm ok or not. Just focus on your shitty pants. Now normally when someone apologizes, the polite thing to do would say it was ok. Especially if it was an accident. I didn't purposely try to spill drinks on you. Because if I was, I would not have missed. And that asshole made me want to spill fucking beer on him. What a wiener.

My uniform, which feels like it's a thousand layers, is dark colored. So you could see where the drinks spilled temporarily on my knee length apron, but not on my pants. What made it even worse was that because the beer spilled in my apron pocket, I had to stand there cleaning while beer continued to spill down my crotch and legs. I felt like My water just broke. I was having a fucking beer baby! I guess that's not too bad though. Cause now I will no longer have a beer belly. LOL. I'm so funny.

So after I managed to clean up everything and return with fresh beers, I had to go find my manager. It took at least 20 min to find him. Not because he wasn't around, but because people kept stopping me to ask me for things. I was so annoyed and just wanted to get out of my wet work clothes. I don't know if you have ever had to sit in beer soaked panties. But it is not fun. And it's highly uncomfortable. And probably unsanitary. Because I don't have a second uniform, which my work was suppose to provide for me, but they did not have my size left. So I had to go home. Now I don't know whats worse. Having to be sent home and losing 6 hours worth of work or the fact that I feel like an idiot for not getting my own second uniform. both suck. So I'm pretty much am done with today.

Here's some photos:

Here we have an Alley full of these creepy ass little babies. I think they are suppose to be cherubs, but I just don't know.

Me doing what I do best. Failing at taking a selfie. #storyofmylife.

And here. Here is some eye candy. Yum yum.