Hold up. Let me get my soap box real quick.

You know what? I'm getting real sick and fucking tired of guys trying to make me feel ashamed about my body. Yeah bro, I get it. I'm not skinny. WHO CARES???? Because I don't. I've had serious body image issues since I was a child. And I'm so fucking over it. On a scale from 1 to it, I'm so over. Why is it your concern on how my body looks anyway? Who even are you first of all? It's not my fault that you so obviously are not man enough to appreciate a true work of art. I love myself just the way I am. Not only am I GORGEOUS, but I am also a fantastic person. One of the best and funniest people you will ever meet in your life. 

I understand that everyone is entitled to their preference. But you don't need to come to me and tell me what that is. I.E. Telling me how hot you think my friend is. OR sending your friend to tell me to back off of having fun with my girl, so he can get lucky. Because that's just straight up rude. If you want to talk to my friend, I could care less. But don't come up to me talking about her. Because you will get denied. If you're not interested in me, that's cool. But move along, because I'm not your friend and I'm not here to help you out.

And if you are interested in me, that's cool too. Everyone deserves a shot. But remember, I still have the option to choose who I want as well. Just because I'm fat, and yes I said it, FAT. Does not mean I have to take whatever I can get. HELL to the NO. There are plenty of men who are man enough to handle all that I have to offer. I can choose anyone I want. Because a bitch is fabulous. I don't need someone who is interested in me, but gets embarrassed about being interested in me when his friends come around. You got me straight fucked up. You may as well turn around and get out of my face. I am a queen that SHALL and WILL be treated as such. I will be no ones secret. 

My skin color is also what makes me so damn beautiful. Black is Beautiful. Bitches risk they life every damn day to get as dark, and sometimes darker than I am. Don't come at me saying all black girls are the same either. Because we are not. And I am not a girl. I am a woman. There is a HUGE difference. It may have taken years for me to love me for who I am, but I am there. And if you can't love me for I am inside and out, you have no business in my presence. #byedean

Stepping off my soap box now. Here are some photos.

So shout out to the worlds shittiest vodka. It was so bad that it didn't even say vodka. I had to mix it with wine just to make it taste better. I would rather drink Sambuca. Wait. No. No I wouldn't. There is nothing in the world that would make me drink that stuff.

Big as Crocodile at the Wild life zoo. The picture doesn't really do it justice though. Nothing clever to say about it. I just thought it was really cool when I saw it. Although, I still can't really figure out the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator. 

Oh. And here's me. Not given a fuck about dem haters.